me: halloween is coming soon
mom: it's july
me:
me: halloween is coming soon

i miss playing league but at the same time i dont want to face my intelligent, friendly teammates in solo queue

hahahaha /sob I’m so weak

(Source: ghostvomit)

datenshikate:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

y’all thought the same thing

do not deny

I KNOW THAT EVERY ONE OF YOU THOUGHT THE SAME THING

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(Source: eridone)

tentacuddles:

soul-of-space:

itsy8itchyspider:

lowhp:

I haven’t watched the Pokemon anime in years, so I have no idea what is going on in this photoset.

What

That’s Jesse and James with an inkay dressed as pikachu

Jesse and James in competent disguises good enough to fool pokemon fans.

it’s finally happened, guys.

(Source: bluaki)

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meepodhui:

garrusdatingsimulator:

soullikediamonds:

mkeading:

constantfailtage:

giraffesrampages:

bjergerqueen:

baremidriffs7:

some people are mean for no reason and it’s gross

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What the fuck happens in League of Legends

phantamxrose:

kvotheunkvothe:

consulting-catlady:

universalpotatochip:

universalpotatochip:

My stomach growled super loud in French omg

I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize

bonjour

le growl

hon hon hon feed me a baguette

(Source: haloreach-around)

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

heymdia:

EA is giving The Sims 2 Ultimate Collection away FOR FREE on Origin until July 31st!

The Sims 2 Ultimate Collection includes all 18 expansion/stuff packs (??!!!) so the full list of content is:

The Sims 2 base game;

Expansions: University, Nightlife, Open for Business, Pets, Seasons, Bon Voyage, Freetime, Apartment Life

Stuff Packs: Happy Holiday Pack, Family Fun Stuff, Glamour Life Stuff, Happy Holiday Stuff, Celebration! Stuff, H&M Fashion Stuff, Teen Style Stuff, Kitchen and Bath Interior Design Stuff, IKEA Home Stuff, Mansion and Garden Stuff

FOR FREE. FOR ACTUALLY FREE. *___________* I never really got to play The Sims 2 because the combination of Old Sad Laptop and Running Any Tasks was never a happy one but NOW I CAN \o/ And so can you! All you need is an Origin account (which is free). When you open Origin, go to Redeem Product Code from the file menu and enter I-LOVE-THE-SIMS. And you’re done! SIMMING FOREVER!

EA has two help articles about The Sims 2 Ultimate Collection downloads and installation here and here. Happy simming!

bombing:

bombing:

bombing:

seemingly harmless post

sexual comment

go to church

mariowiki:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

super smash bros

damianwaynesboots:

bigbardafree:

i wish marvel fandom would realize that nobody hates dc comics more than dc fans like they dont have to keep reminding us

perchu:

catfella:

perchu:

katara:

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

uhm im pretty sure OP was talking about sex lol. what are you 12 or something?

what the fuck is sex