I heard you were talking shit
Holy shit I was really fucking confused as to why Pegasus had a master ball
I’m confused on why he fucking wasted it on a god damn wailord
I’m confused why you think a whiscash is a wailord.
i really need the motivation eren jaeger has because holy fucking shit
i’m going to make a blog called so-unrelatable and i’m just going to go through really obscure tags reblogging things like “does anyone else hate it when you’re going antiquing and you drop your vibrator into a priceless arabesque vase and the entire table starts bumpin and you just gotta be like Oh My God These Antiques Are Haunted”
Thus the muses spake:
"JK you dealt kinda shittily with Dumbledore and other diversity aspects, so we’re gonna go ahead and fix this ourselves"
In other news A+ headcanons from the HP fandom.
no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused
The child actors in Harry Potter would do their actual schoolwork in the movie to make the school setting more real
why is it always florida
How do you accidentally mistake sex for a Disney movie?
The Disney fandom has a lot of porn yes but still.
still waiting for the 4DS where i will be physically transported into the realm of pokemon
That sounds fun, though I’d also want a 5DS. Then everyone can play Pokemon on motorcycles.
how was Fred ever the leader
he knew how to drive a van
this is a formal apology to everyone that has ever tried to text me
So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.